freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine: check!

ted’s toast - how it should have ended

Ariana’s photoshoots (2008-2014)

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

luxurious-more-like-ambitious:

 
  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  • Family: *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

astudyofscarlett:

DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING WHEN A FANFIC IS SO PERFECT YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM BUT YOU CAN’T SO YOU WIGGLE AND GIGGLE AWKWARDLY ALONE IN YOUR ROOM

legendary-swarkles:

please enjoy a transparent barney and robin kissing

legendary-swarkles:

please enjoy a transparent barney and robin kissing

if-it-fits-it-ships:

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence."