Barney, what are you doing here?
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
↳ [5/5] favorite relationships: barney/robin [how I met your mother]
"I thought that love was just something idiots thought they felt but this woman has a hold on my heart that I cannot break even if I wanted to."
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
It’s a new life for me - GAP DONG
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Damon and Elena + candles
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine: check!
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me